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15 Times Naija Women Murdered Makeup and Went Scot-free

Hey readers! Good day to you all. There is this very important issue that has been lingering in my mind and I want to spill it out because seriously, we can no longer take this whole issue again oh, it’s too much for us toh bear *sobs* Hanhan, we af tire. Enough is enough! Solidarity for ever! Plix and plix, epp us toh beg those professional profeshunal MUAs (Makeup artists) around, that they should let us see road, everyday we are having sore eyes or blurry vision. Why na? Ok, this is it. Why are some Naija women fond of murdering makeup na? The issue is getting out of hands. Aunty Makeup herself is seriously lamenting, itaf tire her gan, if not for some real and good MUAs that have been resurrecting her, she would have kpeme o. Well, she gave me a list of some offenders and told me to warn them to let her enjoy life small.

Oshey yam flour seller. Let Aisha coman do makeup for you. You will trip!

 Bhet why is your face brighter than your future like this?

                        Bhet why did you make ‘down’ your destiny laidis?! Bhet why?!

                                                             PERFECT Judgement! No more comment

                                                        Grandma, bhet why na?!

                         On a deadly mission to separate the BROWZZ! So epp me God!

Hi Kim! I’m your greatest fan! Sorry, but I know who my fans are, definitely NOT you!

                                    I promise to FIX them for free! FREE!

                       Awww! Your makeup is so on fleek reek and I like your Ankara wig

That is not her real face o! Aunty snow white! I like your tyre earrings and nose tin

Sir, we are now on Square Roots in Mathematics. Say no more girl, it’s toooo obvious.

         Happy girls are the prettiest. Oshey prettiest, NA SO!

And you think he loves you abiiiii? You are just a sacrificial element! Oh I weep!


Bros, bhet why did you just choose to be unfortunate in life laidis? Let me pray for your           deliverance o! Oh lord of foundation and concealer, where art thou?!

          Bhet I thought you said you’re no longer using Nixoderm for your foundation!

So plix guys, if you know any of them, kindly epp us toh warn them and the rest because makeup must survive, plenty people still need it for their wedding day oh! Kindly epp us toh warn these people and the hidden ones *side eye*. They should just #stopmurderingmakeup! nitori olohun. Ezz noh fair at all oh. LOL.

Thank you so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed doing so. Pls, do not forget to comment below and share with others oh, your support gimme laive big time, hehe. Till next time. Byeee!






Yetunde Salimon is a Nigerian, Muslim, writer, talent-box, craft maniac, and also the CEO of a handcrafting business; BeAdorned! by Yettie which is known for handcrafted jewelry, African-inspired wears, tote bags and other accessories. Born and bred in the city of Ibadan, Nigeria. Highly obsessed with Africa (my source of inspirations) loves all things African!

13 thoughts on “15 Times Naija Women Murdered Makeup and Went Scot-free

  1. Jajahahahajajajaja. OMG! No 9 is the absolute worst… that’s if they’re 10 altogether. If not, the penultimate picture. Me I lost count o jere.

    And the purzon that made that contrived to make Sturridge’s dance move outta that girl’s reeky brows will not make bail! 😐

    Oh. I just saw the title. They’re 15. Good. No 14 murdered everybody. 😒

    *Rushes to go grab a makeover training form.* 😂


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